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Originally posted by Scotty:
Still a long way off from you Chris....

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Originally posted by Chris L:
I'm afraid not. I really wanted x-ray vision too.

On that note, here's a story about a priest, a bishop, and the Pope.

A bishop and a priest talked the Pope into going fishing with them. The 3 of them drive to a lake, rent a boat, and set off fishing.

They drive the boat to the middle of the lake and drop anchor. Just then the priest notices that they left the bait back at shore, and tells the other 2. Then he hops out of the boat, runs across the water, hops on the pier, grabs the container with the bait, hops back off the pier, runs across the water, and jumps back in the boat. They begin baiting their hooks.

After a few casts, the bishop declares that they had forgotten to bring the beer with them. He leaps out of the boat, runs across the water, hops onto the pier, goes into the bait shop, walks back out with a case of beer, jumps off the pier, runs across the water, and steps into the boat and offers the Pope a can.

The Pope takes the beer, begins thinking about what he has just witnessed the priest and bishop just do. Why, I'm the Pope! If a lowly priest and a bishop can walk on the water, surely I can too. The Pope promptly stands up, steps out of the boat, and immediately sinks in over his head. As the priest grabs a life-preserver to throw to the Pope, he says to the Bishop, "Do you suppose we should have told him where all the rocks are in this lake?"